An ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given out so exuberantly and jovially that it eventually takes on a sort of party atmosphere. Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school basketball game between a predominantly black inner city school and a small, predominantly white rural high school.
"Hey man, did you go to the New Oxford game? They played York High."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."
by somaedickfromnewoxford December 25, 2011
Get the ass kicking fiestamug. -somebody who likes to kick ass
-or somebody who'd beat you or someone els ceveral times with a game or something
-or somebody who'd beat you or someone els ceveral times with a game or something
- come on let's kick some ass
... dude take a break you ass kick o-holic
- haha i beated you again loser, thats the 16th time =)
... fuck, you're such a ass kick o-holic
... dude take a break you ass kick o-holic
- haha i beated you again loser, thats the 16th time =)
... fuck, you're such a ass kick o-holic
by SkaTaN October 7, 2004
Get the ass-kick-o-holicmug. When one has done some mind-altering substance, and the time in which it should have worn off has passed a while ago, yet your mind is still... Altered.
When you're still high after smokinga bowl 12 hours ago of some mid-grade marijuana.
"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"
"Man, I smoked a while ago and I'm still getting my ass kicked!"
by dnyde June 5, 2007
Get the still getting my ass kickedmug. Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
Get the one legged man in an ass kicking contestmug. "Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
Get the like a one legged man at an ass kicking contestmug. "There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Get the busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contestmug. The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.
Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019
Get the Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!mug.