Anal sex, male-to-male or male-to-female. Usually used more in gay company than not. noun or verb, depending.
There were so many cute guys at that new gay bar, I could have assdicked six of them, if I wanted to" "I saw you pick up that cute guy at the bar last night, did you take him home and assdick him?
by quasimoto64 December 10, 2010
by ejhfjhdkjbsjkebf January 28, 2009
the act of a female when spooning with a male, the female then positions her ass directly in alignment with the male's dick. this is usually practiced as a full proof technique to initiate sex, especially when the male is oblivious to her previous advances.
"After suffering through 3 hours of tivo'd Entourage I slipped him the assdick and we were sexin it in no time."
by MelissaVanessa October 04, 2009
An assdick is a penis that eminates and protrudes from the ass. Those with an assdick were either born with it, or had it surgically grafted on by a man known only as Dr. Bob.
The purpose of the assdick is to block the entrace of unwanted objects (such as other penises) into the anal cavity. When the assdick senses an incoming threat, it immediately erects to disallow entry.
The purpose of the assdick is to block the entrace of unwanted objects (such as other penises) into the anal cavity. When the assdick senses an incoming threat, it immediately erects to disallow entry.
OMG that fag tried to buttfuck me, but luckily my trusty assdick was able to protect my anal virginity.
by Nigpunisher June 18, 2007
by Im Inside Open Your Eyes.. Guess Who August 01, 2004
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