asscork

Idiot or moron: a slightly superior tone is implied.

That asscork 'poljana' needs to get a life!

by GeekNDS March 13, 2008

ass corn

the corn that is in your shit a few days after you eat corn

i had a lot of ass corn the other day

that corn made me have so much ass corn its not even funny

by rowdjde March 24, 2009

assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

by The Canadian Information Minister July 15, 2003

asshorn

imaginary shoehorn-like device used to squeeze an ass into a super tight pair of pants

man, those jeans are so tight she must have used an asshorn to get into them.

by david copeland August 6, 2007

soggy ass corn flake

Generally used to describe a dirty redneck woman that has let herself go to hell. fat and saggy at a young age. soggy ass because she is squishy and grossly saggy, corn flake because she is pasty like a corn flake

yo! i got dis soggy ass corn flake on me! she wants me to be her babies daddy!

by marmarkus2006 July 21, 2009

asscore

Mix between "hardcore" and "bad-ass" meaning awesome

Your hair looked asscore today.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Georgie's Asscone Delight

The sexual act of eating a snowcone out of someone's butthole in a car on the way to George Clooney's house.

My dog tried to give me a Georgie's Asscone Delight on the way to North Carolina, but George Clooney doesn't live in North Carolina so I shot it in the dick!

by Deevid December 18, 2009