asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

asschips

chips that make your breath smell like ass

"What smells like ass?" --Gina
"I just ate some onion and garlic chips." --Jaclyn
"Ew stop eating asschips." --Gina

by charles de gaulle July 23, 2007

asschiatrist

someone who offers psychological advice with out being a psychologist

"oh she was telling me what my problem was with men, but screw her, shes a fuckin asschiatrist"

by somchai7 August 17, 2008

asswhip

The unofficial name of Dallas Cowboy's mascot "Rowdy".

Look at Asswhip down there on the sidelines. Bill Parcells should kick his ass.

by solo April 9, 2004

asschink

the definition of chink defines it as "a tiny hole or crack, usually in a wall", therefore, the word asschink is actually the equivalent of the word asshole, asshole=asschink.

P1: "Hey, i just got laid, by ur girlfriend!"
P2: "you f**kin asschink, get back here!"

by JMAN Bluebird November 6, 2006

Asswhipee

Acting in such a way that others find you endearing and an ass at the same time.

Karen was acting like such an asswhipee that Augustine had to spank her.

by Luna Bella June 26, 2010

asschicklet

Acting like an ass but in a funny way

Hey this is serious situation don't be an asschicklet

by Keebs15 May 21, 2016