Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.
by secdouchebag July 20, 2011
The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.
What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
or
Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
or
Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 19, 2009
A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
by The Agent of Randomness June 20, 2011
Singular of Assburgers; or Burger consisting of (typically) Ass, or ass-tasting ingredients such as fortnite virgin juice.
by KingArrowfan May 01, 2021
A synonym for Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder in the autistic spectrum. It's a disorder whose symptoms come down to an inability to make small talk, so it's a non-issue. Anyone who claims to have Asperger's is an attention whore and probably loves kuro5hin.
I can't talk to anyone about my collection of lesbian furry porn. Not because I don't WANT to, but because I have assburgers (so bad.) I probably wouldn't have assburgers if I could move to Japan.
by Mandatory Douche December 31, 2006
by rondolais November 30, 2011
Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.
by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 03, 2011