assbugler

One who can willfully manipulate the tone and volume of their farts, same as a bugler waking the troops at dawn.

Jesus Christ, did you hear that? Jon's a regular assbugler!! He played fucking Taps!!!

by mhssnr09 January 18, 2014

Assburger Syndrome

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Assburgers

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".

I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.

by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019

Assburgers

Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.

FBI Agent: "You're under arrest for unauthorized computer access..." Anonytard: "I haz assburgers!"

by secdouchebag July 20, 2011

Assburger

The name that many siblings of those with Asperger's Syndrom give to the disorder.

What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.

An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.

(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)

Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?

or

Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.

by carebear12345 September 19, 2009

Assburger's Disorder

The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .

She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "

by Butt Man April 6, 2015

Assburgers Syndrome

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth

hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome

by pyrosef October 8, 2008