by Sobo March 22, 2003
Get the assbodacious mug.Our V.P. of Internet Sales is such an assiot that he pays people to come give presentations about topics we already know.
by Stalort July 13, 2009
Get the assiot mug.Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011
Get the Assbooker mug.1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.
by The Voice of the People!!@#$%^ January 6, 2009
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by Telephony July 24, 2014
Get the assbonnet mug.1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.
Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.
by Ahakmid Hassan June 28, 2006
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