asstomouthstronaut

a traveller who explores the ass, then immediately explores the mouth; may or may not be in the space program

"That girl moved to England. She says she's an astronaut."
"Maybe an asstomouthstronaut..."

by huntsvillain June 12, 2009

Assmotherfuckqueer

Made up from typos such as "assmotherfuckeer", with more emphasis on the gay aspect of the word. Basically, you're calling someone both gay AND a motherfucker (in the bad sense of the word, obviously) at the same time.

Guy#1: "Dude, I fell over this cock yesterday. Nearly broke my face. :o"
Guy#2: "Like your mum last night! ;D"
Guy#1: "I meant a ROOSTER, you assmotherfuckqueer! >:("

by ICQannon June 30, 2011

assmouth

person who lips are so big that when they talk, you think a pile of shit will fly out. See shit.

You're a fucking assmouth!

by TJ December 13, 2004

Assmouth

It is what you call someone when all they do is talk shit.

"Hey Tom! I heard that you have been running your mouth. Fucking assmouth.

by Deeznutz1548 December 21, 2015

Assmouth

A person whose mouth might as well be an anus because all that comes out of it is bullshit.
The joke is that since shit comes out of an ass, and name-calling and spreading slander or lies are called talking shit, that means their mouth is an anus since shit-quality words are all that comes out of it.

Bob: Climate change is a hoax.
Alice: What? No it isn't! Haven't you noticed the jet stream weakening?
Bob: Also, vaccines don't work.
Alice: Wow, you're an assmouth. Try saying something LOGICAL next time.
Bob: Hmmphh! Fine!

by Grabacr November 23, 2020