Noun. An ass pussy is an interstate driver who follows closely at a high speed. When you change lanes to get out of their way, they never go past you. An ass pussy wants to go fast but is too scared to be the speed leader. Very annoying.
A baby that is conceived via anal sex gone wrong. When the semen is ejaculated into the asshole it inadvertently drips down and enters the vagina, resulting in the conception of a baby.