Asswhomper

One who pounds an ass so hard that it produces a nice "whomping" sound.

Fuck...that was one nice asswhomper.
That eltonjohn...he sure knows the way to a good asswhomping

by FvKdUp March 22, 2004

Asshopper

1. when a forummember (giveupalready.com) named Asswipe was asked for patience, a wise man said:

<Doctahluuuuv> Patience, young Asshopper.
<Asswipe>lol
<Asswipe>k, Sensei

2. Asshopper is the kewlest of all people on GUA

3. A horny man who likes anal sex

Omg, it's an Asshopper. Hide your wife and children!

by Asshopper September 6, 2004

Asshopper

A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.

"I am an asshopper." Said the wild bitch.

by oaekl September 9, 2021