touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018

ass touching

Slapping your own ass to draw attention.

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

by SillyScholar January 1, 2017

Torch ass

The day after a night of excessive drinking, Where you shit so many times that you feel like your ass whole has a torch lit on it.

Alex woke up this morning with torch ass and had to go to the hospital is but hole hurt so bad.

by Omaster25 March 8, 2015