ass tickets

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009

Colombian Ass Tickler

Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.

Frank got busted with a Colombian Ass Tickler, now he's serving 2-5 years in prison.

by CurtisR March 28, 2011

ass tickler

someone who pleasures themself via objects up their rectum

also see: french anal

who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

by nova rock May 9, 2004

Ass Tickler

When you tickle an asshole of a guy or a girl

wow linden just gave me an ass tickler

by YouCantStumpTheTrump May 2, 2016

Ass Tinkle

When small tiny turds come out one at a time.

I had a whole bunch of ass tinkles.

by Madmunkay December 30, 2010

Ass tickles

To tickles a mans or womans ass with a feather.

Please give me some ass tickles

by Zeke arledge October 26, 2017

two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.

"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"

by Mark_J January 16, 2009