ass tattering

1.Some situation that scares the shit out of you.

2. Used to Describe some good situation in a hyperbolic sense

Here is an example that works for both Cases:
CONJURING is an ass tattering movie

by BadMDFK99 October 18, 2023

Tattoo it on your ass

Tattoo it on your ass is military slang for something that must be memorized and never forgotten.

Gunny said you got to know this cold and tattoo it on your ass!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Andrew Tate your ass

Forcefully pimping someone out, with or without their consent & keeping the whole cut of their earnings, leaving them with nothing.

I’ll Andrew Tate your ass.

by Majesty Flair October 12, 2023

Asstat

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

Asstatistic

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.

Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.

by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011

Asstatastic

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.

For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it

by D4ve3 December 1, 2022

asstatoe

An Asstatoe (Or correct grammer Asstato) is a potato shaped like an ass

Oh my fucking god man, all the potatoes my mom bought are Asstatoes

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016