End Table Ass

A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks

I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back

by sose July 24, 2004

table top ass

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012

tabasco hot ass

When you stretch a women or mans buttocks apart with great force. Then you pour an excessive amount of hot sauce into the butthole and fuck it excessively.

Mike gave Ethan a tabasco hot ass! His asshole is redder than satans dick!

by Rawrkara May 16, 2010

Table Ass

A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.

That 'hoes got a table ass.

by B. King July 13, 2006

Tabletop Ass

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

by aleja113 February 28, 2009

End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008