ass mungler 

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.

Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.

ass mungler by bumble dick July 12, 2010

Ass monger 

(actually it's my trademark phrase)
An ass monger literally is one who sells or deals in asses, used as an insult its pretty sweet

Hey ass monger, go live in a fucking hole

Ass monger by G-maximus October 3, 2003

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

Ass Mangler by I forget January 11, 2004

Donkey raving ass monger 

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.

Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.

Donkey raving ass monger by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003

Whore Raping Ass Monger 

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.

Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab

Whore Raping Ass Monger by Dethfate January 16, 2009

Ass monger 

Some who sells or trades ass.

The ass monger has a 20% sale.

Ass monger by GeeWhiz February 27, 2004

ass monger 

A derogitory term, an insult.

"You are an ass monger."

ass monger by Bond007/JerseyboyJI August 3, 2003