The offspring of a gay man who has been anally impregnated by his lover. Ass babies typically resemble demons and have razor sharp claws that cause much damage during the birth. They typically display hatred towards everyone and are very aggressive.The birthing process results in high fatality rates for the father, especially in low income families where the father cannot have the Ass Baby killed immediately post-birth.
Terrence gave birth to an Ass Baby last night in his one bedroom apartment while his boyfriend watched. They were both subsequently murdered.
by TheFoose June 18, 2010
Get the Ass Babymug. When a gay man fucks his best girl-friend so hard up the ass that is creats a small hole through which an egg can travel from the ovary to the rectum. Then when he ejaculates into her ass she becomes pregnant and nine months later a baby explodes out of her ass. It's an Ass-Baby
"Lindsey, your butt has gotten really big"
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"
Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!
"yeah, it's russles Ass-Baby, it's gonna explode out any day now!"
Your Ass-baby is covered in shit!
by professor Quinta August 17, 2006
Get the Ass-Babymug. SWEET SATAN!!!! I can't eat with that ass baby sitting a mere ten feet from me. I can feel my salad comming up.
by Blasphemer_0 January 20, 2005
Get the ass babymug. Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.
My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
Get the ass babymug. Why hello Mabel, i havent seen you since our last scrapbooking party! By the way, have you seen that green rhinosaurus, the one that was ass-@#$%^ by the alien. She delivered an ass baby just last week.
by Pygmaliaa March 26, 2010
Get the ass babymug. Last night I saw the ass babies, I'd like to say that I was entertained-- but I'm allergic to lying. Delicious!
by B. Marshall November 2, 2003
Get the ass babymug. 1. I want to have his baby. In fact, I want him to cum in my ass my so I can have his ass baby.
2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.
2. That man is so good-looking even his ass babies would be cute.
by RobAndKendra May 16, 2010
Get the Ass Babymug.