Taco Ass's

A game in which two people compete with taco ingredients wedged in their ass crack's (lettuce, tomato, cheese, beef mince). Both players have to clench their butt cheeks to keep as many ingredients as possible from falling out and walk 5 meters. Once a player has reached the 5-meter mark, they then have to squat down above a tortilla and pour all contents of the ass taco on to the tortilla. The player with most amount of food in their tortilla wins. The loser has to eat it.

1. Hey dude, want to challenge me to a game of Taco Ass's?

2. I challenged Daniel to a game of Taco Ass's last night, but I made the mistake of using hot sauce.

by JDingus January 12, 2026

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Throat Like A Cat's Ass

A term given to that dry tight shitty feeling in the back of the throat usually after a hefty session on the beer.

Fuck me, i've got a Throat Like A Cat's Ass

by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

America's Ass

Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.

America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:

“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”

by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019

America's Ass

Steve Rogers' ass.

That's it. That's the definition.

"Cap, that suit did nothing for your ass."

"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"

*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."

by ticklesquad May 2, 2019

America's Ass

The ass of Captain America who represents America and therefore has the ass of America

Wow! America's Ass is swinging!

by The_Crimson_Chin April 26, 2019

Spain's ass

Spain's ass is a gift from the heavens! It is the best ass in the world. It don't matter if you think your ass is the best, no no. Spain's ass, is the best ass.

"Hey did you see that guys ass?"
"It was nice but it's no Spain's ass."

by hadesismyfather August 31, 2016