A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”
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MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.
MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?
BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?
MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!
BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.
MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
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A term that can be used to describe yourself if you have Aspergers Syndrome. People with Autism say that they are Autistic, therefore, people with Aspergers can say that they are Aspergic.
Person X: Why are you being anti-social?
Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your excuse for being anti-social?
Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your excuse for being anti-social?
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<eggonlegs> heh
<eggonlegs> just got banned from #letsplay
<eggonlegs> by jawbroken
<Specineff> why
<eggonlegs> I just went in and cast aspergsions on people
<eggonlegs> arbitrarily
<Cukel> :-D
<eggonlegs> just got banned from #letsplay
<eggonlegs> by jawbroken
<Specineff> why
<eggonlegs> I just went in and cast aspergsions on people
<eggonlegs> arbitrarily
<Cukel> :-D
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Get the aspergsions mug.(as-per-geh-ree-en) n. from the term Asperger's Syndrome,a person that is diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome - adj. relating to Asperger's Syndrome
bs: he has Asperger's thereby making him an Aspergerian
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