ASM

ASM means an Attention Seeking Monster. Someone or a group of people who constantly want all the attention to the point where they turn into complete monsters. They MUST be the center of Attention and will not deal with anyone else having a thought or oppenion that takes the eye off of them.

ASM- "I almost dies while driving the other day..."

Friend-"Thats horrible, what happend?"

ASM- "I almost ran over a pedestrian with a baby stroler.."

Friend- "Oh my gosh, was the pedestrian and baby okay?"

ASM- "Yea, but it was me sho almost hit them. I could of like totally died!"

by Crazy Frog Rocks February 5, 2010

ASM

Meaning - Almost Shit Myself, a kind of text or chat lingo thats just come about. Similar to LMAO - laughing my ass off or LOL - laugh out loud

Tom:Man that shit was funny, ASM!!!

Ben:What's ASM mean ?

Tom:ALMOST SHIT MYSELF!!!

by Roll Tide1322 March 24, 2010

asm

awesome, like awesome oppossum!

asm psm for short.

u are asm psm. asm like the greatest psm.

by rjazzle July 17, 2006

ASM

n. An Assistant Stage Manager for a play.

v. To assistant stage manage a play.

n. Hey, you're ASM.

v. You're going to ASM the play?

by PQizzle April 16, 2006

Slutga-asm

A Women, who makes you believe she's having an orgasm during sexual intercourse, when really she's experienced it the same quality sex from hundreds of other men.

A: Your Girlfriend is such a slutga-asm!
B: No way, she says I'm the full package.
A: That's what Slutga-asms say!

by PLOLNEWTERMS June 21, 2010

AsM Samurai

A garbage Serbian nOob thay plays c-ops (submitted by QuickFire xd)

AsM Samurai is ass at critical ops

by AsM QuickFire June 13, 2018

tongue-asm

Something incredibly delicious.

"You should try their dessert - it's a real tongue-asm."

by JessieJane May 1, 2007