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Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is a sexy drummer from a smokin hot band called 5 Seconds Of Summer. He always wears tops which reveal his muscular dummer arms and sometimes these tops make him have a nip slip but its okay because its Ashton. He also has these oh so cute dimples which make you wanna puke. He has sexy messy curls on his head what make me wanna puncture my heart.
All in all he is a sexy piece of ass whos mating call is jigglypuff.
"Do you know Ashton Irwin?"
"Oh yeah, he plays in that band right? I want him to bang me like he bangs them drums."
"Jigglypuff"
by Ashtons Wife June 16, 2013
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Ashton Coocher

a vagina.

comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.
"oh my god if I wear that, everyone there will see my Ashton Coocher"
by eaasye May 28, 2009
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Ashwini

An exotic, sexy, beautiful Indian girl who embodies absolute feminine qualities that all men are crazy about. Crazy, wild, eccentric, childlike and stunningly artistic. This girl is the girl you want to keep and marry.
DAMN THAT GIRL IS AN ASHWINI.
by lovebird22 October 31, 2011
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Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums
Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.
by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017
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Ashwin

Ashwin is a sexy amazing, smart, macho, god. he is a great freind. He is charasimatic and can do anything to anyone without consequences. You dont want to get on the wrong side of him. If you find a ashwin dont let him go. Stay friends with him your whole life. Everyone loves an ashwin.
OMFG. He is such an ashwin. *faints*
by Savag3Panda3 September 10, 2018
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Ashwin

The type of guy you can have as a close friend. He is hot, funny and the best at everything he does.
He is cool with everything and also at times, does extreme dares.
He may not talk a lot but then again no one plans a murder out loud.
He understands all jokes though at times he may be the butt of them.
He is hella thicc and with his glasses and silky hair, you just can't resist
The kind of guy that chicks dig into. Girls consider him a rare piece
1)
Guy 1: Man this guy in our class started smoking weed right when our professor was teaching.
Guy 2: Dude what an Ashwin!!!

2)
Girl 1: I started chatting with this new guy. I really think he is an Ashwin.
Girl 2: Sigh how lucky...I wish i could meet an Ashwin.
by niggasbekillinit November 20, 2018
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ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.
You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
by Kurutsu February 8, 2004
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