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The Ashwins

1. Those assholes who always get drunk at your parties, throw up on your furniture, fuck your friends, smoke cigarettes in your bathroom, and beat up their friends.

2. A punk rock band based out of Bethesda, MD. The Ashwins are often credited with the popularization, if not the creation, of the musical genre knowns as Prepcore. The band consists of five official members, although line-up changes have been made on occasion. The Ashwins' music is often heavily focused on underage drinking, drunk-driving, getting with girls, or all of the above.
On january 23, 2006, The Ashwins first and only album to date, THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT, was released on iTunes.
Formed officially in 2004, the band agreed to a hiatus in the summer of 2007 due to creative differences.
"You're wasted off your ass
But You're still stepping on the gas
Hope to god that you don't crash
But You're still driving faster"

-from "Your Kids Are Gonna LOVE it!" from THE ASHWINS GET WASTED IN YOUR BASEMENT
by M. Connor April 21, 2008
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assinism

The art of acting in a manner or mannerism(s) that would bring ones self to be pertained to or seen as an ass- thereby affecting assinism
"Really, WTF ______? You do know that what you did...your behaviours are a condition? It's called Assinism!
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ashtonism

- Rob wanted to become a punk'd master, so he started reading the ashtonism bible
by cords April 5, 2005
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Ashwinikumar

Ashwinikumar is a man of dignity, calm behavior and a man of his words. You can trust Ashwinikumar with your life. He value respect more than love. His qualities include honesty, intelligence, obsessive passion, and love for nature. He always act in accord with divine or moral law.
His name is Ashwinikumar, you can always go for advice to him.
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Ashwini

Ashwini, (or Ash) is a girl that never doesn't have energy. Because of her energetic nature she is able to make friends quickly, friends that she abuses. They put up with her though. She is short just like the time it take her to like people. For example she developed a crush on Jake within only 2 days of being at a new school. Ash will frequently act drunk (even though she's underage). She also always eats hot dogs a lot for lunch and cannot draw eyes even with all her attempts to. Her notes come daily on yellow sticky notes. She's almost never sad until it comes to Strawberries and Jake. Ash decides not to do her work and instead copies off Angelise. She is very loud, crazy and silly and will leave you on opened on snap for the longest times. Her dad is also very hot.
"How tall are you? 4,9?"
"I'm 4,10 actually."

"You're such an Ashwini."

"You're so abusive," -Deven and Eliza
"That's a sibling thing," -Ashwini

"Dad
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ashwini

Ashwini is in love with Kadi\
by Ashwin January 27, 2004
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Ashwini

Read as Ass-wini, a lazy ass who thinks the world is too uncool to deserve her presence and will still moan about it, also is 45 mins late for everything,
I kept asking her out for coffee, but i forgot she's Ashwini
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