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She is always the first one to have a boyfriend and has many lined up for her. But she knows which one is good for her.
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From AskMen.com's article about 10 "subtle" ways to tell her she's too fat (because it isn't manly enough to just talk to her about it instead of being an immature douchebag and if you really loved her you wouldn't give two shits)
1. Take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.
If you still have your testicles after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.
1. Take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.
If you still have your testicles after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.
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