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Aalambir

A Terrorist from the Punjab state of India. He is usually seen and identified by his turban.

He is also a part of the hood.
If you mess with him he will shank you. He likes shaking his head and yelling "Imma shank you!"
Me: Give me back my money nigga!!
Aalambir: Imma shank you!
Me: The f*** you want. You'll regret it.
Aalambir: Imma get all the cuz in the hood to jump you.
by yo lilypad uncle May 13, 2018
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asslamp

Billy : "Hey, I figured out your problem, your mom is fat"
Jimmy : "You are an asslamp"
by Nolat January 5, 2004
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Assalamu Alaikum

greeting for muslims meaning "peace be on u"
Malcolm X: Assalamu alaikum!
by C-Hud July 28, 2006
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Atif Aslam

Atif Aslam is a Pakistani pop singer. He was born in Wazirabad / Gujranwala and educated in Lahore and Rawalpindi. He is widely recognized in South Asia and has given several hit songs such as Aadat, Woh Lamhe, Tere Bin, Pehli Nazar Mein, Tera Hone Laga Hoon, Tu Jaane Na, Meri Kahani, O Mere Khuda and Tere Liye (Prince 2010) etc etc. He is best known for his powerful vocal belting technique.

He got a lot of haters, just because he is young, talented and rich. So if you see some lamer-old-ass-looking-4-attention-singer talking trash about Atif on some lame-music-show on tv, just ignore 'em.
girl1: All songs from Atif Aslam are kewl
girl2: word, Atif is da best

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Academics

* Initial Schools

o Grade 1 to 3: Kimberley Hall Model Town Lahore

o Grade 4 to 8: Saint Paul School Satellite Town Rawalpindi

o Grade 9 to 10: Division Public School Model Town Lahore

* School Distinctions

o Always being the younger kid in the class because of Double Promotions.

o Main Attack Bowler of School Cricket Team.

* College

o F.Sc. Pre-Engg: Punjab College Of Commerce, Lahore Cantt.

* College Distinctions

o Main Attack Bowler of College Cricket Team representing college in various other cities and ultimately got selected in under 19 National cricket team of Pakistan.

o Won his First Singing Competition on independence day celebrations in college.

* University

o BCS (Hons): University of the Central Punjab.

* University Distinctions

o He had won a lot of singing competitions in college.
by random65536 March 20, 2010
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Aalamjeet

A guy who looks like a hell of a lotta fun to be with! You wouldn't even believe how much energy he brings into a room. Although he swears almost in every one of his sentences, he always tries to make a joke to brighten the room. Not only is he funny, but he's a hell of a sexy hunk. All the girls want to just kiss him all day and if Aalam had the chance, he'd do it to every girl in the world! (ALL HOMO)
Person 1: Yo! Is that Aalamjeet?
Person 2: OMG! He's looking at us! So sexy ;)
Person 1: I know right! uGH, please! So sexy!

Philosopher: Aalam, oh, one so beautiful!
by liyyahsmells November 19, 2020
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aslam

me: hey, guess what
friend: what?
me: Aslam is a cool last name
friend: totally agree
by TheUltimateDragonDildo May 9, 2018
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Asala

Asala is a sweet person she will always be there for you no matter what❤️.... she always gets mad but she doesn’t want to hurt other people, she’s too nice 👍🏼 but she cares about others
Asala is always there for you
by It’s hot up in here July 1, 2019
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