Artosis Hard Drive

When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.

I haven't made a backup in years and now my Artosis Hard Drive is dying.

by Taneth August 27, 2012

artois'd

Equivalent to punk'd.

In reference to Robert, Count of Artois who regularly pranked his guests in middle ages France.

*After spraying water up a lady's dress*
Count: Alriiiigght!YEEAAHH!!! Wooooo!Haha! You've been Artois'd!!

Lady: What!?
Count: You've been Artois'd!
Lady: What do you mean???
Count: I mean you've been Artois'd!

Lady: who are you????

by princeconsort August 15, 2011

stella artois

reassuringly expensive

by Ron May 17, 2003

Stella Artois

A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.

Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott

by Terminator1353 September 6, 2018

Grand Theft Autosis

A period of time after playing Grand Theft Auto when it appears brighter outside than it was before you entered your house or apartment. Side Affects include: Watery Eyes, Inability to Walk Properly, Slipping on walkways and legs hurting

Person 1: Why is it so bright outside, its bad enough my legs hurt but it feels like my feet are slipping out from under me.

Person 2: I think you may have a case of Grand Theft Autosis, you might want to consult a doctor

by R4N$1 J4N35 January 26, 2011

stella artois

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.

Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.

by Danski November 5, 2003

Menage Artois

Getting fucked on stong continental lagers.

It was only supposed to be a quick pint, but it turned into a menage artois...

by mixmage June 11, 2007