Arsepops

Metaphorical - Smelly raisin like nugget of poo. Often appear unexpectedly and can cause some embarrassment

'We forgot to buy milk, Matt' - 'Oh arsepops Lucy'

by Pink Flying Smartie February 26, 2005

Shit comes out of arseholes

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.

"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

by Anton bevermarsh January 8, 2021

dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.

Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."

by The Sidhe April 29, 2006

arsegrapes

Arsegrapes (n), inflamed veins around the Arse Hole.

Eeh sid, me arsegrapes are killing in this cold weather.

by tommus March 9, 2006

bag full of arseholes

description of appearance, derogatory. Australian slang

"he's as ugly as a bagful of arseholes"

by martin December 5, 2004

can of crushed arseholes

to be classified as a stupid person

Colford is as smart as a can of crushed arseholes

by Electric Turnip May 9, 2006

false as forty arseholes

Of someone insincere and two-faced.

"Don't tell her anything - she's as false as forty arseholes."

by ButtoxGalore January 21, 2008