arse biscuits

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

Arsebiscuit

Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.

"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"

Or

"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."

"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"

by edchef September 4, 2008

arsebiscuit

A delicous biscuit made from only from the finest ground arses.

That was a lovely arsebiscuit

by Anonymous August 7, 2002

arse biscuits

Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.

This website is complete arse biscuits.

by Bumfist Pendulum June 21, 2003

arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by Monkey January 8, 2005

arsebiscuit

Originates from an acient Mongowian curse.

Means; dried up poo-poo.

I must be really dehydrated, I left a ruddy great arsebiscuit in the loo!

by jason April 13, 2004

arsebiscuit

A single link of faeces from the arse

Jon squatted and dropped an arsebiscuit

by David Callaghan December 19, 2002