"Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.
Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
by gipnor June 2, 2010
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Clicking like or dislike on Urban Dictinonary, not based on whether your actually like or dislike the defintion, but rather, to see the little counter flip over to a high and round number: The more zeros at the end, the more satisfied you feel. While the more passive "constant refreshing to watch the milestone pass" is not updown rounding in the strictest sense, it, too, can be addictive.)
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by PepeJones July 10, 2005
Get the astounding mug.A title given to a high lord in the medieval ages. It is one of the highest honors bestowed upon a high lord for his combat spirit and sexual prowess.
"Thee Sir Duke of Madrigal is rather good with thou sword", "yes indeed he is, an armandingo is proper suit for him".
by MajestyDong October 15, 2013
Get the armandingo mug.When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
Get the Catholic rounding mug.The style of math that statisticians and toddlers use, like in the game of checkers, it implies hopping spaces as the king does... and rounding after it should've stopped. This can also entail rounding WITHIN math problems and causing confusion.
Person A: Dude I need
Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary
Person B: Are you King Rounding?
Person A: Tf did you just call me?
Person B: no, you rounded too early
Person A: I gotta start over...
Person B: shoulda stayed in primary
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