armored heifer

canned milk

If you take cream with your coffee, there is armored heifer in the pantry.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

Armored Core

Armored Core is a arcade-style mecha-simulation game. The multi-mission format is based on the "blow up teh stuff!" priciple that in itself is definitive of the Armored Core series. Armored Core among it's cult following is known as an engaging customization based game, with a vast potential curbed mostly by an obtuse control-scheme, poor localization decisions (lack of online functionality), and startling gameplay imbalances. Nonetheless, the series is on its 8th iteration, with the 9th in development.

Player 1: My Armored Core R0x0rz j00!

Player 2: No fool, 008 and SRFL70 and MG800 pwnz0rz all over you!

Player 1: Nuh-unh, I blow up teh stuff!

Player 2: w00t! Me t00!

by anon June 16, 2004

Armored glizzy

A FAT GLIZZY with a cornmeal batter acting as a high armored bullet proof protective seal. Also Known as a CornDog

“Yo what did you eat for dinner?”

“Oh you know, i had a gourmet armored glizzy”

by Jaren!!! September 8, 2020

armored worm

A Dragon/Ghost type added in gen 4 of Pokemon as one of the box art legends

Person A:Hey waht game did you pick for gen 4?
Person B:I picked platinum!
Person A:The one with armored worm on the box?
Person B:yeah that one

by Greener39 February 12, 2022

Armored AIDS Bears

America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.

Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?

Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears

by Jacques Charlot June 30, 2008

armored abdomen

having 6-Pack abs

i've been working out at the gym latly so now im sporting an armored abdomen

by Sandman5620 August 29, 2010

armored dildo

Amarillo, Texas

You going to Armored Dildo for Christmas this year?

by Armordildo December 24, 2014