Armadillo Chew

A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.

Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.

I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.

My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

fat-cow-armidillo

a really fat ugly bitch.

shut up you stupid fat-cow-armidillo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Blaze Hoskins December 14, 2009

Armadillo socks

You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks

As The couple slowly Armadillo socks around their room they hear a knock at the door.

by Sir mannie thy trill May 8, 2021

Armadillo Style

People performing sexual acts while dressed in renaissance fighting gear/armor.

Jena and Bob were caught having an Armadillo Style orgy in the woods.

by Kingmaster74 November 22, 2009

Armadillo Mode

The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.

Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!

by the bradmeister March 6, 2009

armadillo

South American insectivorous mammal. Has tough 'armour plates' that protect it from attack. Some varieties can roll into a ball and be completely protected.
As far as I know, not interested in lesbians at all.

"hey, what's that weird looking animal with the armour?"
"an armadillo of course"

by Jo May 2, 2004

David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011