aristocrat vodka

Aristocrat Vodka is very cheap, and hard to drink. Most hate the flavor, and how harsh it goes down. but if mixed well, it can be very good.

guy #1--Hear, I poured you a shot of aristocrat vodka.

guy #2--THANKS! *drinks shot* OMG! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!

guy #1--'Cause your my friend.

by ob-gyn69 May 17, 2010

the aristocrats

OK - for those actually curious, its ment to be an insult to an aristocrat (or in modern-day terms, the upper class). So the setup in modern context, a person committing a terrible act (be it sexual, obscene or essentially immoral) is questioned/apprehended by someone of authority. When the person committing the act is asked regarding what he/she is doing/had done or is asked to justify his/her actions, they'll say an ending punch-line of 'The Aristocrat's' essentially implying they are part of the upper class and what they just did is what the upper class (or an Aristocrat) normally do. The ending result is dark humor to mock the upper class and make the apprehended person appear witty.

Police (a.k.a the "Agent") :"Sir, you have killed innocent people, held hostage several others and have robbed 3 liquour stores after which you went on a drunk rampage and raped an small girl. What do you have to say for yourself?"

Person : The Aristocrats.

by drebinthebiratepoberts June 5, 2016

Aristocratic Hot-Carl

The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.

Queen Elizabeth: Take that you Scoundrel! *Aristocratic Hot-Carl*

Nigel: My Word!

by ingmar bergman April 6, 2009

the aristocrats

1) A joke common among comedians, but usually not shared with a general audience because of excessive obscenity. The joke always begins with a family entering a talent agency and asking to show the agent their family act. The joke teller then improvises the middle of the joke with an act filled with profanity, bodily functions, incest, and any other obscene material the comedian can think of. At the end of the act, the stunned agent asks the family what they call it, and they reply with the punchline: "The Aristocrats!" The punchline is not as important or funny as the improvised description of the act.

2) The funniest fucking joke in the entire universe.

"Did you see that new documentary about the Aristocrats? It's the funniest fucking joke in the entire universe!"

by Gooseberry107 August 29, 2008

aristocratic sadness

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.

"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"

by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019

aristocrat

A bunch of rich people who owned humongous masses of land and real estate, usually had businesses. Men hired workers to tend to their estate, they ran the family businesses. Women were not required to work, or have much education. They probably just sat around and tried to learn piano, and attended social parties. Being an aristocrat seemed unfair to the less fortunate of the time, although they provided useful jobs. With the dawn of democracy, aristocracy died out and everything became modern.

Look at that aristocrat, his lavish clothes and massive estate are oh so snobbish!

The Magalonas, The Yulos, The Ayalas, and The Zobels are notable descendant families of Filipino aristocrats.

by Frankie-G September 30, 2007

the aristocrats

The funniest joke ever invented in the history of humor. A joke so funny hearing it without proper preparation could cause death or serious internal bleeding.

........I don't get it.

by Eman January 31, 2005