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Aenima

"Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down"
by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005
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Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
by BAR Activist October 6, 2020
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Aremis

1.Doing something utterly awesome that regardless of what is occurring people stop and applaud you........ later on to quote or a short dramatizlation of what took place.

2. Being just shear amazing all the time with little effort.

3. a person named Aremis is usually unique, very attractive, has an high iq. may also be known as a hipster and a nerd for there unique qualities. also has a large obession with a particular type of clothing ex: " <3 hoodies) "
that was just an a Aremis
by hoodienerd May 18, 2011
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Arelie

Arelie is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile. She will brighten your days. She jokes around a lot, she is very trustworthy, funny, talkative, kind and brave. She’s a shoulder to lean on. She is smarter than you think she is. She’s a very independent, tough girl. Arelie is a social butterfly. If you met her you are very lucky. But there’s a bad side to Arelie. She can be a bitch so don’t piss her off. She is a little ass kicker who can kick anyone’s ass. She always has attitude. She gets easily annoyed. It’s easy to tell if she hates you. She doesn’t care what people think of her. She usually gives zero fucks on what you think of her. If you met an Arelie don’t lose her, you will regret it. If you met an Arelie and lost her, that’s the biggest mistake.
Person #1 : Whoa who’s that girl?

Person #2 : Little ass kicker, Arelie.
by sknahs leon alyal April 27, 2019
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areia

A beautiful young lady who has a heart of gold and can raise hell if you piss her off. Don't underestimate this girl who is sweet at first sight and one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet
I looked over at Areia, her eyes glimmering in the light of the moon.
by Alice Underland December 20, 2016
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Ardenite

A person from Arden City (the West Midlands metropolitan county in the United Kingdom).
Man A: (talking about reppin' Arden City) So where in Arden City are you from?

Man B: Smedrock! how about you?

Man A: Worcester!

Man B: then you're not an Ardenite, Worcester is not in Arden City!!
by The Blue Ranger May 13, 2009
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There aren't any definitions for this word

There are, don't lie to yourself. This is what the Urban Dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool.
John: What does "fam" mean?
Urban Dictionary: There aren't any definitions for this word.
by RadiantSmash October 13, 2016
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