April 5th

The day I was born

I was born on April 5th

by Savageingisasport May 26, 2018

April 5th

People born on this day are intelligent, amusing, drop dead gorgeous and of course caring! Having a friend born on April 5th is like Jesus being your friend!

People born on this day should stay away from the color magenta and the number 107.

People born on this day should stay away from people name Jessica, Marion, Yasmin, Jasper, Carolina, Joseph, Nathan and Gerry.
Anyone who gets in the way of someone born on this day is in for an axe in their back so watch out!

Wow! You were born on April 5th? You’re like the Queen.

by CamilaThornton324 November 4, 2019

April 5TH

They say when the the baddest bitches are born they are cute ,loyal and usually got cake if ya know what I mean they can’t say mad at the people they love but if you fuck up there feelings better kno they gone fuck up yours periodT they are so funny and know how to laugh .

Yeo you see that cake she must be born on April 5th

by Yahirlbby February 13, 2019

April 5th

The day the most amazing sexiest girl was born, always the first to get drunk and the best at parties

Yeah, she’s definitely an April 5th girl.

by User642289 October 17, 2019

April 5th

April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’

Person 1: Ayo what day is it

Person 2: your mum

Person 1: oh it must be April 5th

by xoxo dumb bitch :) April 4, 2022

April 5th

April 5th is the day small ginger cunts named jack are born...specifically named jack...If there name isn't jack there lying

"Oh you got a boyfriend, when's there birthday?"
"April 5th"
"Erase them"

by Real God 100% May 16, 2020

April 5th

The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut

On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain

by TrueMetalLover April 21, 2010