Naked Apology

1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. To give an apology whilst being naked.

1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

Kim: I can do nothing but accept

2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.

by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007

pubic apology

The verbal regret a woman makes for having pubic hair, and for you having discovered it.

Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation

by woodchipper June 23, 2008

apology bukkake

When multiple women, usually "ex-girlfriends" engage in oral sex with a man who needs emotional recognition, typically apologetic, to stimulate an orgasm.

Matt Engelbertson's porn preference is apology bukkake

by Apology May 8, 2018

Apology Video

when a youtuber makes a video (typically 40 mins long and titled something dramatic such as “owning up”) and proceeds to fake cry and say they have changed even though it is evident that they have not

friend 1: dude ! have you watched Jeffree Star’s apology videos?
friend 2: which one??

friend 1: the one where he apologizes for racism

friend 2: oh, didn’t he make one about that last year?

by sophs July 20, 2020

Apology

A group of Canadians is called an Apology

There was an apology of Canadians outside the Timmies.

by PnP kitchen July 10, 2017

Apology

Does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

I apology.

by Sohayb June 3, 2010

notes app apology

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone

oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology

by one_rusty_boi April 20, 2021