Love appointed

A state of mind making you feel very satisfied and loving.

She texted him at night time so when he read it in the morning he will feel love appointed

by JnAMS May 26, 2009

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Apodyopsis

The act of mentally undressing someone;
To imagine a person nude.

James practises apodyopsis while he's working at the old folks home.

by LouiseCT1 September 7, 2007

appidentally

Trying to select an app on a smartphone or tablet, but by touching the wrong icon, another app is selected. Instead of closing the incorrect app, the user finds the app pleasing and stays with it, forgetting the intended app.

"Dude, I thought you were going to text me!"

"I was going to, but I appidentally got Candy Crushed!"

by mindmeld March 13, 2015

Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome

(Abbreviated SASS) A state of mind in which the sufferer (the Self-Appointed Saint) patronizes others, under the belief that they helped those people attain some sort of salvation. Although it's similar to God Complex, SASS is different in that sufferers use an unnecessary amount of compliments and gifts to patronize their victims. This makes the victim feel as they are below the Self-Appointed Saint, and thus makes the Self-Appointed Saint feel like they are of an elevated status compared to others.

Person 1: Even though I said no, John gave me his old Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge. Now, he keeps inviting himself over for dinner every week and makes me hang out with him everyday after work.
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome

by Realnigga9499 July 13, 2017

Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.

Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...

by Paul_5921 February 14, 2012

appdicted

to be consumed and addicted to adding applications to one's iPhone.

Cat #1: You are on that thing 24/7.
Cat #2: I'm just downloading a Currency Converter and South Park game app for my iPhone.
Cat #1: Dude, you are appdicted!

by Ocean Raton October 12, 2008