appetizer

A mistress, sidebae, sidehoe, etc.

Bitch, why you wanna be his appetizer when you can be his main course?

by gummiklereb0 June 18, 2019

existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

AppleCider

1)

An Apple Cider - Apple Juice, prefferably Alchoholized.

2)

An Apple Killer.

1)

A: Man, did i just drink that entire Apple Shcnaps or WHAT?
B: Yeah man, you drank a whole lot of AppleCider.

2)

A: I shot the Apple.
B: But you didn't shoot the Pear (Deputy).
A: Fucking AppleCider I am.
B: Aye.

by Yoshi2501 October 29, 2005

Appletize

Process of which one converts most or all electronics in house to be/sync to each other.

Buying/obsessed with all apple products.

Adam - Why did you just get an Apple TV, ipad, iphone and an apple computer?

Dan - Dude if you havent Appletize your house you are missing out on being able to link everything together.

by DC Zen October 31, 2012

Appetissert

A portmanteau of 'appetizer' and 'dessert'; having a dessert food as an appetizer before a meal (i.e. breakfast, brunch, lunch, & dinner)

I'm fine man, just had a little appetissert before dinner, is all.

by JMReader December 25, 2021

shoveling appetizers

When you and your lover go to a place like Applebees and cram the appetizers in each other' s buttcheeks to eat it out later.

The young couple was bored so they decided on a night of shoveling appetizers at the local Applebee's

by silverspoon catcradle November 4, 2016

Alabama Appetizers

The leftover pieces of food after you poop. Very prevalent after a nice corn dinner or after a tangy orange slice.

“In looking forward to some Alabama appetizers before I go to bed.”

by ScooptyPoop October 15, 2019