applectomy

A medical condition in which prolonged usage of Apple technology results in degenerative brain diseases. Applectomy is subsequently branched into a wide variety of symptomatic illnesses based on the level and type of exposure to Apple products.

Decreased Motor Cortex Stimulation: Prolonged usage of Apple's touch screen technology will result in the degeneration of the motor cortex. Resulting in a loss of fine motor skills and overall finger dexterity needed to finely manipulate items. Items such as a keyboard.

Appsosis: A debilitating mental illness brought about by chronic exposure to the Apple iPhone's third party applications causes dementia and neurosis among patients overly engrossed into their recently purchased "app".

I-Form Dyslexia: A learning disability that stems from habitual usage of Apple's "i" products i.e "iPod", "iPhone", "iMovie". Patients begin to refer to objects with the prefix lowercase "i". Referring to a pet dog as "iDog" or a friend as an "iFriend" is a sign of I-Form Dyslexia

Jim: Hey Sarah how are you doing today?

Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*

Jim: Sarah please stop using your iPhone, Please! Your family needs you...

Sarah: *In profound vegetative state*

Doctor: I'm sorry Jim but she's suffering from late stage applectomy. Her brain has atrophied from prolonged use of her iPhone.

Jim: God no....

by Define Me! March 21, 2009

Appleholic

Someone who buys whatever overpiced new thing Apple has put out and rant's and raves about it with the attitude that Apple is superior to all else and all else is to be looked down upon, snubbed as if inferior and speaks condescendingly to all who aren't feeding Apple their paychecks.

Mary: Can I see your iPod?
Bob: It's not an iPod, it's an MP3 player.
Mary: Oh. Nevermind.

Bob: You're such a snotty Appleholic, I hope you get iAIDS.

by Gicky May 3, 2010

AppleClock

The animator of the Clockcrew

Apple is a good animator.

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004

appleprole

A prole who works for Apple. Usually works in their resellers.
The term is a twist on the early Apple adverts that parodied Microsoft/PC users as proles living in a 1984 dystopia.

You can tell s/he's an appleprole by the (various witticisms here).

by irritant July 30, 2004

applegoose

a legendary bird said to have wiped out the spartans

my uncle who is a spartan was killed by an applegoose

by justin khos August 10, 2007

appleloli

A word used to describe somebody who decides to use there nutsack to masturbate. Instead of stroking their penis they will rub their nuts on the first thing they see, usually somebody underage.

John: Hey did you see Jerry yesterday? He got arrested for being an appleloli.

Sam: Fuck that dude he tried to lick my little sister.

by Toll September 5, 2018

Applecross

A rather deep hole

by JIm September 22, 2003