Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat

Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES

Applebees by Mofo with no name May 30, 2021

Applebees

Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.

Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.

"She loves going to Applebees."

"He loves taking girls to Applebees."

"Do you want to go to Applebees?"

"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."

"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."

Applebees by Xylitol November 1, 2014

applebees

*pp swol*

i went to fortnite after playing on my applebees
*pp extendus*

applebees by Half of 0 January 22, 2019

applebees

literally Jesus

person 1: have you seen applebees?
person 2: yeah the bible is great.

applebees by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

AppleBees's Customer Service

literally Jesus

Person 1: Have You Been To Applebees?
Person 2: Yes, I have read the bible.
literally Jesus: AppleBees's Customer Service how may I help you.
person 1: I need my family to come back.

AppleBees's Customer Service by w.DM2 August 3, 2020

Applebees Date Rape Creepy 

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”

“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’

Applebees Date Rape Creepy by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 9, 2021

applebees whore 

a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills

applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?

Nick: what does it say on the back?

applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars

applebees whore by the lubrication bandit May 23, 2009