A town in the High Desert in California. It's not big or party central but you can always find some cool as f*** people. It's know for it's Joshua trees and being the home of Roy Rogers. It's got 2 movie theatres and some pretty bad ass restaraunts like Mama Carpinos. Some people act like stuck up ho's but most people are cool. It's the perfect place to live if you want to hang wit your besties and just bullshit!
Teen1: I live in AV or Apple Valley.
Teen2: I heard of that place, everyone's real dope and laid back. Like no one cares if you like a lil cush.
Teen1: You know it's like that if I live there! XD
Teen2: I heard of that place, everyone's real dope and laid back. Like no one cares if you like a lil cush.
Teen1: You know it's like that if I live there! XD
by mexcellence July 29, 2011
A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.
Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.
by Areallyfunnyguy January 07, 2012
by Epic farter September 04, 2019
Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019