applausoleum

i. A can full of dead human's sound: applauding/cheering/whooping. Featured on the tracks of numerous sitcoms and series, to this very day.
ii. The place where this sound originates.
iii. The cause of much arritation; arritate.

(while watching a sit-com)

-so that was FUNNY??

-sure Jon: just listen to the applausoleum...

by Tyrian Dee October 24, 2006

Applause From The Back Row

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.

Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011

Round of applause

The act of giving many people chlamydia.

Dude#1: I heard she got the clap
Dude#2: better spread the word before she gives a round of applause

by AnonTheUncertain January 18, 2012

premature applausulation

the art of always applauding at the wrong time during a concert or live event, the equivalent of premature ejaculation for music lovers

Hey did you see bobby have a premature applausulation at the jazz concert? He complete went off 2 mins before the number was over!

by Malc_o_scribe January 4, 2010

Appraisal Wells

Commonly used by Oild Field Roughnecks refering to having relations with their girls while at work

Im gonna drill some open hole appraisal wells tonight.

by Scott "Danger" October 16, 2008

Pelican's Applause

This ambiguous sound can be noticed when a rather large person's double, triple, or quadruple chin has accumulated enough mass to slap against their neck, creating a subtle clap-like noise that is produced by the movement of their jaw while eating or sometimes talking. Sometimes mistaken for lip-smacking, if you are chubby enough to have a pelican's applause, you might as well just keep eating because your ass will never be thin.

Roseanne Barr is so lazy she just flaps her jaw for her Pelican's Applause instead of exerting the energy to move her arms at awards shows.

by Narcolepticjay August 30, 2006

employee self appraisal

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.

Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.

by olavahc November 22, 2010