apples-to-apples

The conflation (cognizant or otherwise) of two distantly related notions.

ex. apples-to-apples:

"Look, Al Qaeda is a terrorist organization and we know with 100% certainty that Saddam is in pursuit of yellowcake uranium from Niger. September the Eleventh.

by Wordsworth (1770-1850) January 15, 2007

Apples to Apples

The act of handcuffing one's balls to another man's balls.

Chase: Hey, if I go apples to apples someone tonight would you think less of me in the morning?
Brynton: Absolutely not.

by Chase the Penetrator November 27, 2016

Apple

A magic little fucking red object kills every fucking doctor in the world when eaten

I just ate an apple and my fucking doctor is dead because I ate one

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKK

by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 31, 2021

Apple

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

by Jenjers January 02, 2012

a apple

Did you just misspell ''An apple''? Why the fuck are you on the internet?

Joe: Hey, Carol want a apple?
Carol: Did you just fucking misspell an apple?
Joe: sor nt ko kyes
Carol: What the fuck Joe

by Sorkinish September 26, 2019

apple

A red fruit that is very similar to oranges but sexier

Oh look an apple, i'm having an orgasm

by _[]Your Real Name[]_ January 11, 2017

Apple

A nice, delicious and round fruit.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

if you throw it hard enough.

by bangtanbooties July 08, 2013