Accident

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019

car accident

Noun (usually preceded by a qualifier such as "Italian", "Russian" or "alleged"): of or relating to a murder or contract killing perpetrated in a manner ostensibly designed to appear accidental, but obviously indicative of premeditation.

Repetitive investigations by Ivanovich into the Siberian oil deal may have contributed to his recent demise resulting from injuries sustained in a "car accident".

by Speedog 2 January 4, 2011

freak accident

An accident that's extremely unlikely and unusual.

Fabio was involved in a freak accident. He got hit in the face by a duck while riding a roller coaster.

by assortedwarheads March 1, 2011

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

Accident Prone

The somewhat, very magical talent, of somehow finding a way to injure yourself in any situation possible, despite the odds. People who are accident prone somehow defy all logic, space, and time and always seem to constantly hurt themselves anywhere no matter the situation.

Dammit Annie! I swear u gotta go to a doctor and get diagnosed with a very serious case of accident proneness!!!

by Thunder shock March 1, 2018

accidental dolphin

when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you accidently put your dick in her ass and she goes eh oh eh oh...like a dolphin.

So I was having sex with 2-Day the first time and I gave her an accidental dolphin, but she still wanted more the next day anyway.

by pdxrhino April 27, 2006

Fappcident

An accident involving jizzums.

Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.

by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016