Hike the Appalachian Trail

To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.

I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.

by scexpat June 24, 2009

appaullings

Simply put having no sexual technique.

Ha ha I just so appaullings pumping and his technique was shite.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 10, 2017

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by God is everything May 14, 2022

Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.

Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.

by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009

Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.

Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".

"I went hiking on the Appalachian Trail aka got me some Argentinian tail"

by hailsfromSC June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachians

To "hike the Appalachians" is to cheat on your significant other.

Politicians love stealing our money and hiking the Appalachians.

by noncoercive June 24, 2009

Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.

Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!

by Charli XXX December 16, 2014