Apotemnophiliac

Someone who has an obsession with the amputation of their own limbs.

That kid's such an apotemnophiliac, he actually tried sawing his arm off with a spoon.

by The Boxer June 23, 2003

sidewalk apothecary

n. Another name for a street pharmacist.

"My sidewalk apothecary provides me with the best Magical Mr. Mistoffelees this metropolis has got to offer."

by The Raging Bull May 26, 2005

apoth

'Apoth' is what Northern Englanders call loved ones who do something silly or idiotic.

'ere Ivy, don't you think that Stonlay is a daft apoth? He is such a cloth ear bless 'im. Last night I went up t'road fur a pint o' lager and told 'im to go fetch us a bag 'o chips an mushy peas and the blighter done summitright daft and got me a steak an' pud and it weren't no Betty's pie neither mind, it were that crusty Iceland rubbish those townies scoff on their tods.

by Dead Nancy June 4, 2004

a pot to piss in

Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.

He doesn't have a pot to piss in.

by Tj080275 June 13, 2019

on like a pot of neck bones

when something starts to or begins to happen. When neck bones of chicken are prepared to eat, they are boiled. When they are boiling , they are "on".

Two folks disagree on something and start to argue or fight, then "It's on like pot of neck bones"
or
A person or group decides to do something, and the act of actually doing it is "It's on like a pot of neck bones".
etc.,

by Monte Wall November 10, 2007

macaroni in a pot

That's what good pussy sounds like.

"Macaroni in a pot, That's some WAP, That's some WAP" -Cardi B

by Sub_. October 14, 2020

Apoto

To eat ones shoes.
Or a demeaning word for shoe eater.

"That motherfucking apoto ate my fucking shoes!"
"Whats he doing? Oh. He is doing Apoto."

by Booster The Rooster June 18, 2006