Angergasm

Pained, orgasm-like sounds, stemming from a bout of anger.

It's difficult to give an example of something that's sound-based, but I'd have to liken it to someone being forcibly anal raped, only they're just very unhappy about something.

"UGH!" "OH GOD!" "ARGH!" "FUUUUUCK!" and "FUCK ME!!" are all possible examples of an angergasm.

by Suck It Wilde August 19, 2009

Santorgasm

Explosive diarrhea during sodomy.

Rick was violated so hard that he Santorgasmed all over his cellmate's balls.

by Pbang June 16, 2011

Fantorgasmic

Something so utterly fantastic you imagine yourself splooging everywhere just at the thought of it.

If I have another Fantorgasmic day like that, I can die a happy man.

or

fuck that was fantorgasmic!

by psychoticmarineman February 6, 2009

Autogasm

- A 100% Guaranteed Female Orgasm caused by trial and error with different positions with her partner to figure which one makes her cum the quickest and most often. A couple will start in this position to get her orgasm out of the way quickly to allow for the male to finish when ever he pleases, not worrying yet if he had pleased the woman yet.

Scenario 1:
Jackie: "So, how did it go with Mark last night after you left? Did you fuck him? Was he good?"

Beth: "Well, he was a pretty drunk, so instead of risking him cumming early, or going soft on me, I went for my Autogasm position right away to ensure I at least was satisfied. I am sure he is bragging to all his buddies today about what a stud he is even though I got myself off on his cock while he just laid there did nothing..."

Scenario 2:

Therese: "Bill, I am so happy we heard about the Autogasm when we did. One more round with you not getting me off would have ended it. Now I don't care that you blow your load after 4 minutes like usual...."

Scenario 3:

Neighbor Dan: "Hello neighbor John. Your grass is looking greener than usual, but you don't look so happy. What's wrong."

John: "Well, Jill decided she wanted to try something new in bed. I told her skipping the Autogasm wasn''t a good idea, and now she is all pissed off cause I came before she did last night...."

Neighbor Dan: "Well, to be honest with you, I think by 'Try Something New in Bed' she meant 'Someone new'. Trust ME buddy, she got off last night alright! Look on the bright side though, she has a few new Autogasm positions now so you are good to go again!"

by Zoltar525 May 29, 2009

amorgasm

When you're so in love that you feel like your heart can't contain it, like it's about to explode from the massive amounts of love you feel

If I loved you any more, my heart's gonna explode from an amorgasm

by icantthinkofnames February 15, 2009

anorgasmia

It is the inability of a person to ever achieve an orgasm during sexual intercourse. In other words you have problems ejaculating

Dude, I think I have anorgasmia, it took forever for me to have an orgasm with jenny last night.

by Afluff April 8, 2008

antigasm

A rather unpleasant experience, with equal negative intensity to that of the positive of an orgasm. Antigasms balance the universe

Shut up Rachel, your negative attitude is giving me an antigasm

by Anthony Appleton July 26, 2005