antiquing

bender's least-said word

is it antiquing?...boom.

by andrew k February 5, 2004

Antique

To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.

Time to antique that worthless shitfuck.

by Schuyler August 9, 2003

antiquated

Old-fashioned, outdated

She stated she thinks the siren is antiquated and overdue to be disconnected.

by Bigfoot99 March 7, 2016

antiquing

When your hanging out with your friends and one of them falls asleep...you grab a handfull of flour, powder, etc. and chuck it at their face so they wake up and look like theyve collected dust.

sleeping person:"omfg what the hell!"
people who throw the flour:"we were antiquing you! lmao"

by karissa11 May 15, 2006

antiquing

v. an·tiqu·ing

Someone of youth engaging in sexual intercourse with an elderly person.

1. I met a geriatric and the next thing I know I'm antiquing!
2. You're so desperate you're game for some antiquing.

by TripJ October 27, 2009

antiquing

Least-said word by a Bender robot (Futurama).

Bender: Antiquing? *BOOM*

by Vash September 24, 2004

antiquing

Antiquing is similar to cougar hunting except it involves the initiation of amorous liasions with women who are very much your senior. Sometimes it may be the case that you are after the older woman cougar but end up with her mom.

Let's go antiquing tonight!

by Ericandstuff December 24, 2007