Article 13

The great depression with a twist

OOf for article 13

by ttv.bounzl April 1, 2019

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

by josefiend July 9, 2011

Article 13

The death of YouTubers.

Article 13 is gonna ruin YouTube and its followers cause if its new stupid laws that can kill a person

by Alien Weed April 10, 2019

anticlimax

1. (Psychology) - Circumstance of unfulfilled expectation, resulting in disappointment.

2. (Physiology) - An inverted orgasm, where the penis backfires, blasting fizzing molten semen right back up the semeniferous tubules, through the Tubular Bells into the Shatner's Bassoon. Ignorance of anticlimax in Victorian times meant that male pregnancy was poorly understood, with auto-bonked self-pregnant males often suffering scepticism and discrimination.

1. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning - what an anticlimax..."

2. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning, causing my pork pilaster to recoil and backfire smash-bang up my Shatner's Bassoon - what an anticlimax!!!"

by Oxford-English-Dictionary April 27, 2014

Article 26

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016

Article 13

Yet another scummy attempt from the government in order to repress creative freedom and control the internet

Oh, you thought them getting rid of Net Neutrality was bad? Just wait until they apply Article 13.

by Dubiks February 21, 2019

anticlimactic

It describes a situation which has a fancy climax but with a simple ending. For example, if an author spend a whole page writing how he/she struggled to catch the fish and say in the end, "then I let the fish go," them it is anticlimactic.

The ending of this movie was very anticlimactic.

by Little Mushroom March 1, 2016