Anthropology

Sociology for the long since deceased.

"It's hard to find a job when your major is in anthropology."

by nethcev! August 23, 2006

anthropologize

To take something cheap and make and accessorize and dress it up, ie. alter it in some way, to make it look like the very cute, but expensive store, Anthropologie.

Person 1: Oh cute necklace! Did you get it from anthropologie?
Person 2: No, but I did anthropologize it!

by idreaminglasscolors September 11, 2010

anthropology

Officially this is the study of the definition of humanity. But actually, it's the official means to deny the continuing evolution of humans into distinct, competing species.
With the idealism of "everyone's the same and should have equal rights", anthropologists are about as scientific as six year old girls playing hopscotch.

Blind people have just as much right to drive on public roads. I should know; I'm qualified in anthropology.

by nunsacred March 12, 2009

anthropologize

to shop at anthropologie, the most amazing store on the face of the earth.

a: want to go to the mall and anthropologize? i could use some new latte bowls.
s: of course. everyone needs a few quality latte bowls.

by bertha July 8, 2005

Anthropology

People of ambiguous racial descent, usually people of black and white descent. The past, present, and future face of America and Mankind

See that mom with the mixed kids, pure anthropology, she's an anthropologist.

by qnzkid718 May 23, 2011

Calcium Anthropology

The study of Milk Men. Originally revealed in the comedy of Steven Wright.

The leading scientists in Calcium Anthropology concluded that the extinction of the indigenous Milk Men was due to their increasing futileness over the years.

by ramsgoldberg61 February 8, 2010

ethnocultural neo-anthropology

a new sub-branch of cultural anthropology

ethnocultural neo-anthropology should be devoted to answering the sole question of whether or not decolonized people in Third World countries can, without either immigrating to the Western World or financial help from the United Nations, historically, economically, and socially develop along Western lines using their own cultural and religious markers that they had prior to the beginnings of colonialism, i.e. prior to 1469 (the marriage of Ferdinand of Aragon and Isabella of Castille. I think the answer is yes.

by Sexydimma December 24, 2013