Aerospace Engineering

A field where your best will never be good enough and girls are rarer than a shiny Pikachu.

college freshman: "I don't really care about happiness in life, or enjoying college..I think I'll go into aerospace engineering."

by shiny pikachu February 10, 2013

Aserose

Something that possesses the qualities of a Pine Needle.

The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can":

Bart: He's an Aserose.
Proffessor Frink: Oh really? He possesses the qualities of a pine needle?
Bart: I didnt bring a Gameboy, this is all I've got.

by mickey c May 8, 2007

hyperbolic anerocerator

hyperbolic aneroceratorA non-existent or fictional thing which is referred to when person using word has no idea what they are talking about.
I have never heard anyone other than my father, who was a guidance system specialist in the U.S. Army in the 1960's and 70's use it.He was stationed in Europe for almost two decades.Just wondering if anyone else has ever heard it.

"Hey John, why is the can opener not working?"
"I don't know dude, maybe the hyperbolic anerocerator is broken."

by Derberserker June 3, 2004

Aerosmith

The greatest rock band America ever produced, Aerosmith are still out there, rockin' hard and keeping the rock music scene alive. Not heavy like Ozzy or Metallica, Aerosmith is a true blues-rock band, and were the inspiration for Slash to start playing guitar the way he does.

Steven Tyler
Joe Perry
Tom Hamilton
Brad Whitford
Joey Kramer

Some of their most famous songs include Walk This Way, Dream On, Dude (Looks Like A Lady), Janie's Got A Gun, Sweet Emotion, Last Child and I Don't Want To Miss A Thing. My favourite band of all time. Check them out.

You wouldn't believe how much it costs to look this cheap - Steven Tyler

by Catalyst April 20, 2005

Aerospace Engineering

Space, the final frontier, for these rocket raping masters of flight and fucking, the speed of light comes close to the level of badass-ness behind the brains of these technical fucking geniuses. Rocket science at it's best.

Hot girl: hey, whats your major?

Aerospace guy: aerospace engineering baby

hot girl: <sound of panties dropping>

period.

by The Jankster February 7, 2010

Andross

1.An evil scientist hellbent on conquering the Lylat System. Main enemy of Fox McCloud in the Starfox games. Giant floating head with giant floating hands.

2. The act of appearing suddenly and out of nowhere without explanation. Originated from what Andross does at the climax of Starfox Adventures: Dinosaur Planet. Pulling an Andross will usually cause the person nearest you to pilot an Arwing and shoot at you repeatedly.

1. Andross is one of the freakiest final bosses ever.

2. Mario was about to defeat Bowser for good, when suddenly, Andross fell from the sky. Mario hopped into an Arwing and persued the mad scientist.

by The Smexorcist March 11, 2005

Aerosmith

Only te BEST BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!A band thats been able to adapt to the new music scene without selling out. Theyt still FRIGGIN ROCK, and should not be ignored, just because people don't like the song Jaded. Listen to some of their other songs, like walk this way, sweet emotion, last child, angel, ect. Pick up one of their records like Rocks, Toys in the Attic, or just pick up O Yeah! Ultimate Aerosmith Hits. They rule so much!!! If you ever have a bad day, just pump out some Aerosmith, and either have yourlsef a good cry, or a good SCREAM!!!Either way, they'll help you through anything.

Thankyou Aerosmith:Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford, Tom Hamiltom, Joey Kramer, for 14 years of poetry and love...ROCK ON!!!

by Super L March 18, 2005