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Ancient

Epic beyond comprehension. A being who's vast awesomeness exceeds many millennia, the likes of which you, a mere mortal, could never fully understand.
Oh my god! This dude is ANCIENT! We are not fucking worthy bruh!
by Phatcat009 April 2, 2017
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Ancient

Elderly people over the age of 65.
I got stuck behind a group of Ancients at the golf course today. I almost didn't finish the back nine.
by Donnie336 September 2, 2005
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Ancient

My mum is Ancient
by Flipity flopity September 1, 2017
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Ancient

Slang which originated in Oakland, CA
Bootsy, Lame, stupid, Wack, Weak.
Blood you hella ancient.
You hella ancient for that outfit that you wearing
by DBLOCK August 11, 2003
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Ancients

The eight ancient civilisations - the four main ones(Ancient Alvaros, Ancient Karens, Ancient Ashleys and Ancient Nikitas), plus the four civilisations that split from the others - Ancient Jeremies(from the Ancient Alvaros), Ancient Sabians(from the Ancient Karens), Ancient Cyrils(from the Ancient Ashleys) and Ancient Steavers(from the Ancient Nikitas). Only 8 people still survive today from these civilisations, and strangely, all of them have the name that was used to refer to their original civilisation. These 8 civilisations existed long before dinosaurs - except the Ancient Karens(and therefore also the Ancient Sabians), they all came from other planets. The Ancient Karens were the first people on earth.
The Ancient Steavers, Ancient Nikitas and Ancient Karens are the best.
by Steaver370 May 5, 2004
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The Ancient Web

The earliest sites and chunks of data that made up the first foundations of the world wide web. Data that has been lost to the depths of the internet and no longer retrievable.

In contemporary terms The Ancient Web is made up of the lost history of the internet sometimes view able on thewaybackmachine or other archives that exists in time before the fall of geocites.

The term will perpetually be changing to consume greater swaths of the history of the internet until clearly defined eras are identified.
"I remember a story from years ago, but it is lost to the ancient web."
by Viroodiem October 29, 2018
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Ancient Fucks

1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016

2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers
Person One: Why are you so late?

Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.
by Demorn Rapeskaeshe November 6, 2017
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