Anchoring

A form of modern art. Also known as wanking.

"I anchor on a daily basis. If there was an anchoring contest, I would win. I'm the anchoring champion."

by roddyrodster October 24, 2022

Anchovies

The background character(s) from Nickelodeon’s hit show "Spongebob Squarepants"

Mr.Krabs: *sniffs sniffs* do you smell it? That smell, Kind of smelly smell, that smelly smells that smells smelly
*eyes widens*
anchovies...

Squidward: what?

Mr.Krabs: ANCHOVIES!!!

Anchovies: meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep x100

by yaymacncheese February 19, 2019

Anchoring the boat

pumpin a chicks ass cheeks (not stickin it in) and having your ball sac anchor on and off her pussy.

i was anchoring the boat on that bitch last night.

by Brian connor July 23, 2007

achooing

Another word for sneezing. Often used in the 1500's.

"She wouldn't stop achooing!"
" I just achooed, man"

by ruflipper January 2, 2014

anchovies

“Anchovies’ is a euphemism for “normies”, aka people who have little on their mind but consuming, spawning, and the American way. The term originated from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Anchovies are good little cogs in the wheel, working the daily grind as expected and engaging in societally approved recreation in their off time: watching sports/ playing Fantasy Football, going to the gym, shopping for loafers, and building their normal lives. They all want to take vacations at Disney World Resort.

Anchovies have no real idea of what is actually going on in the world, nor bother to care. Typically they are not engaged in local issues as well. They easily trust that corporations genuinely have their best interests at heart over profit. They never critically examine the system they were spawned in.

Anchovies feel fear towards ideas and art that challenge their way of life. They also fear things that would put the burden on them to act for an ethical cause, unless it is something mundane like enforcing an HOA, which fills them with a great sense of drunken power.

Things that anchovies love attributing to their identities: Supporting the police/military, Marvel movies/Disney/ Star Wars, sports teams, their model of car, their dogs, etc.

oh no, it’s 3pm on a Saturday and the brew pub is filling up with anchovies and their spawn

i hate going to malls and shopping outlets; it’s nothing but anchovies there

those anchovies keep looking at me like I’m going to stab them; I’m just wearing my favorite pentagram hoodie.

by crunchmeister April 20, 2019

Rusty Anchovies

A Rusty Anchovy is when you grab an anchovy out of the fridge and cover it with tabaco sauce. You then insert the anchovy into the rectum and slowly pull it out. The flexibility and slimeyness of the anchovy, as well as the cool feel of the anchovy while being warm from the hot sauce cause and unusual, but not unpleasant feeling.

Parton: i was wondering what the chef special was today?
Waiter: The chef special is always rusty anchovies with a side of fries.

by the saucey chef February 22, 2011

Anchovies on your pelvis

When a girl is on top and her vagina smells real bad

Bruh, that girl you had here last night was staanky. You seriously had some anchovies on your pelvis.

by Anchovies on your pelvis October 29, 2019